who could ever have told me that as much as i denied it existed, happiness would indeed come
Dylan Moran on adulthood
[x] oh my god his delivery
nothing bad can happen while ur under a blanket just remember that
too hot to handle
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The traditional term for homosexuality in China is “the passion of the cut sleeve boys” (断袖之癖), so named from the story of Emperor Ai of Han (27 BCE - 1 BCE) and Dong Xian (23 BCE - 1 BCE). As the story goes, Emperor Ai fell in love with a minor official named Dong Xian. Dong Xian quickly gained the Emperor’s favor. One afternoon as they slept in bed, Emperor Ai woke up. Rather than wake his lover, he cut the sleeves of his robe to let his lover sleep longer. Homosexuality was regarded as a normal affair up until the late Qing dynasty when the government attempted to westernize the country.
I was complaining about my school uniform and I think my mom was getting tired of hearing me swearing because for the first time she actually stopped me and went “well starfleet uniforms aren’t any better, girls have to wear dresses and boys have to wear trousers”
Why have a social life when you can have internet and a netflix account instead
This scares me.
but imagine going into a store and being like “yes i need three thousand knives”